Reviews
Shows
currently playing on Broadway. (In alphabetical order by show.)
Name: Caitlin
Age: 16
I just got back from seeing Beauty and the Beast on Broadway. That is my
all-time favorite Disney move - I think I have some sort of thing for that kind
of cliche. I mean, Phantom, BatB... *whistles* Anyway, I adore that story (and I
have always wholly identified with Belle in the opening song: "Look there
she goes, that girl is so peculiar! I wonder if she's feeling well? With a
dreamy far-off look, and her nose stuck in a book, what a puzzle to the rest of
us is Belle!") and the play didn't disappoint me. It wasn't the best thing
I've ever seen, but it was good.
Curtains
Name: Caitlin
Age: 17
It was the second year in a row that I'd gone into NYC to see a show for my
birthday - and this time, we went to the TKTS booth and I got to bring my two
best friends. We got really lucky and got to see the first show on my
"to-see" list - Curtains! I wasn't particularly familiar with Kander
& Ebb's music before going to see the show; I knew "All That
Jazz," of course, and had had "Cell Block Tango" played at me,
and I knew a few of the songs from "Cabaret" as well. But I knew that
David Hyde Pierce was in Curtains, and that he had played Sir Robin the Chicken
in Spamalot (sadly, he wasn't there when my family saw that show). And I just
knew that it was going to be great - a murder-mystery spoof musical? Sounds
great!
And it was great. Right from the very start, with the actress playing the prima
donna Jessica pretending to be horrendously off-pitch (which is VERY hard!) up
until the bows, when D H P came riding onto the stage on a life-size, plastic
black-and-white horse, dismounting (or rather, falling) from the wrong side to
take his bow. There were tons of hilarious theater jokes sprinkled throughout -
in my opinion, the best kind. All the actors were wonderful, all the characters
a little crazy in their own way, but hey! That's showbiz. I've decided that the
showstopping number (only the first of many impressive ensemble dance numbers)
"Show People" is officially my theme song, and the song "I Miss
the Music", sung by the amazingly talented Jason Danieley, was an instant
favorite and made me cry. When I learned that Fred Ebb had recently passed away
and that John Kander had written that song without his long-time writing
partner, it was even more poignant.
All in all, this show was wonderful. It made me laugh, cry, smile,
"wow!", and cheer. If you're going in to see a show anytime soon, go
and see Curtains.
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
First
Name: Hannah
Age: 14
Dirty
Rotten Scoundrels was a really fun show- it had most of the audience, including
me, in continuous giggles. There was a good mix of witty, slapstick, and
risqué jokes. The vibrant set was nicely complemented with neat staging
and choreography; the ensemble was spot on. I also loved watching the two
leading men, Keith Carradine and Brian d'Arcy James. They had great
comedic timing, had strong voices, and seemed to really be having fun
working together. (I might also point out that they were both very
courteous at the stage door!). Sherie Rene Scott was great as Christine
Colgate: she had an amazing voice and great acting. Richard Kind as
Andre was hilarious as was Rachel De Benedet- I never would have guessed that
she was an understudy. I would recommend Dirty Rotten Scoundrels to anyone
who wants to laugh, laugh, laugh, and laugh some more, and enjoy a good night at
the theatre.
The Drowsy Chaperone
First
Name: Hannah
Age: 14
I think I need to start by saying something- I LOVE THIS SHOW! Okay, now
that that's done, on to the more sensible review. The basis of the show is
pretty simple- a musical theatre fan (referred only to as "the man in the
chair") takes us through a playing of his favorite record, the complete
recording of a 1920s musical, The Drowsy Chaperone. Bob Martin wrote the
book and stars as the man in the chair- what a great narrator he is! Man
in the Chair was my favorite character, probably because we have so much in
common- we're both crazy for musical theatre! He was also making funny
comments consistently throughout the show ("That's the wonderful thing with
musicals. When someone is sad they burst into song, which is so much
better than in real life, when the just whine about it." ), and dances
along awkwardly with the characters in his favorite musical, mimicking
their motions and repeating their lines.
The
rest of the cast portrays characters from the made up musical "The Drowsy
Chaperone." (Man in the Chair also gives us interesting tidbits about
the imaginary actors who portrayed the characters in the 1920s.)
Georgia
Engle and Noble Shropshire were adorably funny as Mrs. Tottendale, the forgetful
hostess, and her dedicated butler. (Especially the spittake scene! Ahahaha!
I would tell you but don't want to ruin the fun if you see it!) Jennifer
Smith and Lenny Wolpe as Kitty and Feldzieg worked well together, and Eddie
Korbich as George played his character well. I really, really loved Jason
and Garth Kravits and the gangsters disguised as pastry chefs. They moved
really well together, often times finishing each other's jokes. ("Have we
made ourselves perfectly éclair?" "We cannoli hope so!")
Kecia Lewis-Evans sang the pants off of the role of Trix- her voice made me wish
she was in more that just the first and last songs. I loved, loved,
loved Danny Burnstein as Aldolpho, the not so suave Latin lover. His
continual clumsiness and overdone accent had the audience in stitches. His
signature line of "Whaaaaaaaaa-ut??" when confronted with something
not to his liking was like the icing on the comedy cake. The continually
drunk chaperone was played by the understudy, Linda Griffin. Her acting
was fine, but I felt that her voice lacked the belting and sparkle needed for
the role. Troy Britton Johnson was superb as the debonair groom. His
acting was really spot on and he seemed to have great chemistry with Sutton
Foster. And speaking of Sutton Foster! What an amazing voice- so
strong and pure (I love her vibrato!) even while dancing and doing stunts.
Well,
you must be able to tell by this rambling review how much I enjoyed this show!
In the end, The Drowsy Chaperone does just what The Man in the Chair said
it would- transport you to another time and place and give you something to
laugh at and enjoy while you forget about the worries of everyday life.
*To read an interview with the cast of The Drowsy Chaperone, click here.
Les Miserables Revival
Name:
Caitlin
Age: 16
Oh. My. God. That's about all I can say to sum up the entire show, it was that
phenomenal. Aside from Phantom, which will always be my favorite, it was the
best show I have ever seen. Ever. The staging and sets were beyond amazing, and
the scene "Javert's Suicide" had some amazing special effects. The
entire cast was absolutely bloody brilliant, with the sole exception of Fantine,
who, honestly, could not sing at all. Other than that, it really, truly was
perfect. It is a very dark, sad show, and I was crying for most of the second
act. Eponine's death had me sobbing - I had to stop myself from making a huge
amount of noise, I was crying so hard! Marius' big solo, "Empty Chairs at
Empty Tables," also got me, especially the one line "Oh, my friends my
friends don't ask me/What your sacrifice was for!" And I was sobbing during
the finale (my favorite song) because I was just so happy. I got my program
signed too, and the cast was so nice! They fully deserved the standing ovation
and curtain calls they recieved - I myself was on my feet the moment the stage
went dark. I was sorely tempted to scream "Encore!" as well, but I was
crying too hard! I wholeheartedly suggest that you go see this show before it
leaves again!
The Pirate Queen
Name:
Hannah
Age: 15
I was hoping against hope that The Pirate Queen would be an enjoyable night out. I was holding my breath that the critics would be wrong, and that the creators of my favorite show on the entire earth, Les Mis, would be able to pull it off again. Unfortunately, my hopes were in vain. The critics are correct in everything they say about The Pirate Queen- the show is nothing more than a corny spectacle at best.
The story itself does have potential. It’s refreshing to see two strong women portrayed on stage. Well, that is, it would be if the lyrics weren’t so cringe-worthy. The story-telling element of the lyrics is absolutely horrible. It consists of the character facing the audience and describing who they are and what they’re doing. There’s no interesting prose, no intricate wording, and an abundance of predictable rhymes. The action moves along at a strange, sometimes rushed, sometimes unbearably slow pace. (For instance: Grace wants to go with her father and his clansmen to sea. He won’t let her. She sneaks aboard. Thirty seconds after the ship takes off, they hit a storm. Grace saves the day. Her father is proud of her and lets her stay. That takes place in a total of about five minutes.)
I suppose the general mishandling of the plot would be forgivable if the characters were fully developed, real, dynamic people. I am sorry to say that the characters of The Pirate Queen were the worst clichés I’ve ever seen in a Broadway show. Grace, the swashbuckling female Irish clans-leader, is a rather stagnant character. Throughout the entire show, her aims remain the same: to get through the gender barrier, become captain, and defend her land. And of course she treats us to at least three songs that reiterate these same points. I was never moved to sympathy for the character, never felt proud of her accomplishments. Tiernan, her self-sacrificing lover, comes across as sweet, but a bit of a pansy. Granted, his ballad “I’ll Be There” is one of the more tuneful songs in the show. But we never learn more about him than that he loves Grace. (And that he loves to kiss her. Not to be a cootie-fearing kid here, but it seemed to me that whenever they were unsure of what blocking to use, they just ended up embracing and kissing. It got a bit redundant.) But the worst of all was Donal, Grace’s evil husband. I’m afraid that the writers of the show have become trapped in the worst trap any writer can fall into: they’ve made their villain into the stupidest, corniest, most one-dimensional figure I have ever had the displeasure to see on stage. With absolutely no redeeming qualities and with no real insight into his motivations and aims, Donal truly is the stereotypical villain. He is a drunk, blubbering, buffoon who cheats on, abuses, and eventually betrays his wife to the English.
I could go on to describe the rest of the cast of characters, but I’ll save you the pain. Let’s move on to the music. I enjoyed some of the tunes, and liked the incorporation of native Irish instrument and riffs. But to be honest the tunes were nothing particularly special; certainly nothing that I would write home about. I also don’t think it’s a coincidence that my dad came out of the theatre humming “Master of the House”. There’s more than one song that seems to be a direct copy from Les Mis. But Boubil and Schonberg should know by now that copying hardly ever works. The tunes are at best anemic, half-baked versions of their more glorious French counterparts.
Now on to the directing. I would just like to state, here in writing, that if I had an opportunity I just might murder Frank Galati. The directing was hideous- overdone, overblown, and down right cheesy. For example: When a group of Englishmen are captured by the pirates, they’re not just killed or tied up or made to walk the plank. Oh no, that would make to much sense. Instead, they’re all forced to stand in a little group in the middle of the stage, flailing their arms and screaming in silent “slow motion” as a platform slowly lowers them below stage. That might have been the scene when my eyes started to bleed from pure corny-ness.
And the really sad thing is that The Pirate Queen totally botches up its couple of good chances to make a good impression. There’s plenty of opportunity for some good swash-buckling entertainment. But each fight scene, is well, choreographed. Pirates and Englishmen fight each other with synchronized, stylized moves, making the whole thing seem more like a square-dance than a epic battle. And the Irish dancing that the show brags so mightily about (it is, after all, produced by the creators of Riverdance) is actually watered down and rather unimpressive.
The best adjective I can think of to describe the general stagecraft is…distracting. Yes, the costumes are lush and historically accurate. Yes, all those fake stars in the sky are shiny and kind of pretty. Yes, there’s some cool rigging and a sail that looks like fun to climb on. (Created, coincidentally, by the same set designer who turned the Gershwin into a mass of cogs and sparkles for Wicked). But put all those things together, and you’re left with a rather schizophrenic theatre experience. It’s hard to be dazzled by sets and costumes, deafened and blinded by cannon fire (and I mean deafened) and be able to follow the story and learn about the characters all at the same time. That is, it would be if there was any story worth following or any characters worth learning about.
Please folks, do yourself a favor and skip this one. Your eyes, ears, and inner story lover will thank you. Let’s let this shipwreck end up right where she belongs: at the bottom of the Broadway sea.
The Pirate Queen
Name: Caitlin
Age:16
On June 17th, I saw the closing performance of Boublil and Schonberg's musical
"The Pirate Queen."
Personally, I think the critics are crazy and have been counting the days till
the CD is released (July 3rd!)
Granted, I would make a *terrible* critic - I have never once seen a show on
Broadway that I didn't like. Still, I think it was unfair that this show was
completely ignored at the Tonys - how about some recognition for the beautiful
costumes or the amazing choreography, if nothing else? I thoroughly enjoyed
myself, and while it may not be the best thing to ever hit Broadway, it wasn't
that terrible!!!!
There was one problem I had with the plotting - the whole
Grace-sneaks-onto-the-ship-and-five-seconds-later-saves-everybody bit. That was
a little abrupt... but I quite enjoyed the rest. The idea of not one, but two
strong female characters is right up my alley, as is Celtic-esque Broadway
music... yay. I enjoyed the music very much, most especially the duets - both
between Grace and Tiernan and Grace and Elizabeth.
Going from there - Stephanie J. Block, who played Grace, the lead, was AMAZING.
I loved her voice so much... and I did actually see a transition in her
character. At the very beginning, all she wanted to do was show that she could
do anything the men could, and maybe even do it better, but then by the end, she
has had a child and spent seven years in prison, and when she faces Elizabeth it
is not as the amazingly tough pirate, but as someone who has seen that force
isn't going to get her anywhere, but a simple "woman to woman, face to
face" talk might.
I also loved Hadley Fraser, who played Tiernan. *le sigh*
As a dancer myself - not Irish dance, but still - I was completely awed by the
complicated routines the chorus performed... I still cannot get over how high up
in the air they were!
Another thing - the critics may have despised it, but when I saw it the house
was phenomenal. Everyone clapped when the principal characters made their
entrance - I'm betting many had seen the show before and were coming to support
it on its last night. They all clapped and cheered at the right times, all
laughed at the right times... a perfect house. Personally, the act I finale made
me cry...
All right, so "Boys'll Be Boys" was "Master of the House"
exactly. I didn't notice it then. So some of the lyrics were a little trite. I
was too caught up to care while watching. Next time the critics hate something,
take a look at it anyway. They might not have the same opinion of it as you'd
get.
The
Phantom
of the Opera
First
Name: Carly
Age: 14
IT
WAS AMAZING! The chandelier was GREAT! It fell! Their effects and staging were
SOOOO amazing!!!!! They were both cool and elaborate. The play was actually a
lot funnier than the movie. It had a bunch of comic relief which I enjoyed.
PHANTOM: (Howard McGillan) He was SOOOO amazing! He had a superior voice and his
acting ability was phantastic. Pardon the pun, I HAD to say it sometime! He was
SO believable as the phantom. He was definitely a tenor, but he could make his
higher voice sound really menacing and creepy. He also changed the sound of his
voice often, from seductive, to normal personish, to maniac. WOW!
CHRISTINE: (Rebecca Pitcher) She was GOOD but she was definitely a warbler. She
could hit the high notes however. I personally thought Carlotta was better than
she was, which sort of threw off the show. However, Rebecca Pitcher is the
alternate Christine, so the other may be better, which I think she is. She was a
really good actress though.
RAOUL: (Tim Martin Gleason) This guy was bad. Well, he wasn't HORRIBLE but he
was only good when he was singing softly. when he sang loudly, he just sounded
like a weirdo. Not too descriptive but that's the first word that comes to mind.
But isn't Raoul always bad?
Over all, it was an AMAZING show and I want to see it again!!!!!
The Phantom of the Opera
Name:
Caitlin
Age: 16
Review: This is my all time favorite show, and I've seen it twice before. It
certainly does not lose its charm the third time around! I was on the edge of my
seat through the whole overture, watching as all the curtains were pulled away
and I was once again whisked off to 1881 Paris... I could see everything this
time as well, since I was in the seventh row!!! I was a little nervous going in,
because nearly the entire cast had changed since I last saw it, and when you
know a musical word for word, note for note, it's very easy to be dissapointed.
I wasn't at all, though! Jennifer Hope Wills is probably my favorite Christine -
I loved her voice, and there were a few moments when she looked at Erik (the
Phantom, excuse me, his name's never mentioned in the play) and I could tell
that part of her truly did love him. At the end, when she comes back and returns
his ring, I was choking back tears and thinking "Oh, please, God, stay!
Stay! He needs you!" But, sadly, it is a tradgedy... Howard McGillin was a
wonderful Phantom as well, although I must say that I liked Hugh Panaro better -
Mr. McGillin was a tad heavy on the consonants. The entire cast was wonderful -
Carlotta, Piangi, and the managers were hilarious! My only real complaints were
that they took out Raoul's counterpoint harmony in "Wandering Child"
(which is my favorite song...) and that everyone had a very obviously American
accent. I loved it all the same, however - I was on my feet the moment the
curtain fell. The rest of the audience didn't stand until the trio came out,
though, and I found myself willing them all to get up and give the entire cast
the recognition they deserved! I strongly reccommend that you see this play if
you get the chance - it's one of the most beautiful, tragic stories I've ever
seen on the stage. And the movie doesn't hold a candle to the REAL thing!
Rent
All
the cast members were good and I found it interesting how the ensemble played
all different parts and how they imagined things were there *i.e. doors*.
All the singing was great and it was better then the movie in my opinion and I
liked how the orchestra was on stage and how they had a spot light on the phone
and the person leaving phone messages.
There are also more musical numbers in the play then the movie and Maureen and
Joanne never get engaged. Adam Pascal was better then the guy who played
Rodger though. Tango Maureen was really funny too.
I LOVE RENT!
Rent
First Name: Carly
Age: 14
I
saw it!!!!!! yay! I kinda forgot to tell people...but I DID see it! And it WAS
AMAZING! It was about 10 times better than I thought-and the cast was really
good! It IS really confusing-I had to really work to understand what was going
on-everything happens really fast and with no explanations-however if you pay
attention you WILL understand it! And they did REALLY cool things with the
set-since it really never changed-like they didn't have big scene changes-but
the stuff they did with it was really neat! I loved it! Now I gotta see the
movie!
Name: Rachel
Sweene
First
Name: Kate
I
just saw it yesterday.
It was one of the best shows I've ever seen!!!
It was soooooooo funny and awesome.
It was really different though.
Because instead of having an orchestra kinda thing, the actors and actresses
played the music on stage with instruments,
and it also stayed in one set for the whole play so you had to use your
imagination for where the set takes place.
it was awesome and I love it!!!!
Sweeney Todd was gory and funny!! which I love!
Wicked
First Name: Hannah
Age: 14
Review: The Show: The
scenery was absolutely stunning- huge cogs and wheels along the side of the
stage and moving statues, backgrounds, and a "bubble" for Glinda. The
blocking was seamless- I loved how all the actors incorporated all the props and
sets into their acting with such ease. The songs, which sound great on the
original cast recording are ten times more powerful when you see the crazy
costumes, amazing set, and acrobatic dances.
The only real complaint I have with the show is that it was a
little jerky getting from one song to the other- for instance, Elphaba and
Glinda go from being worst enemies to best friends in just part of a song and a
few spoken lines.
Shoshana Bean/Elphaba- Had a voice of pure gold, absolutely
amazing. I actually liked her singing better than Idina Menzel's on the
recording, mainly because she used some slightly different pitches and
embellishments which really made it work. Her acting was very good during the
spoken parts of the show- she came across as this extreme dork who couldn't care
less about what people thought. Defying Gravity was out of this world.
Towards the end ("So if you care to find me...") She was lifted into
the air in front of a black curtain that rippled to make her look like she was
flying. Shoshana's voice shone- what a powerful belt, even while 20 feet up in
the air!
Megan Hilty/Glinda- Had a beautiful voice that good hit all
the notes, but the real treat was her acting. Glinda was the most ditzy, perfect
girl you've ever met on stage- a character that was willing to sacrifice all her
values to keep her reputation. "Popular" was hilarious.
David Ayer/Fiyero- Was a great actor- you could easily see
the transition from mindless jock to caring prince. On the other hand , I was
not a huge fan of his voice.
Everyone else was great- we had a full cast. Ben Vereen's
wizard and Rue McClanahan's Madame Morrible was a treat. They worked
together great on stage and really portrayed their characters- a powerful
sorceress and a wizard that possessed no real magic. Both characters were
willing to sink to anything to gain power. Michelle Federer as Nessa and Robb
Sapp as Boq also interacted well on stage and had great voices.
I would
recommend this show to audiences of all ages who wants to be dazzled by scenery,
moved by powerful songs, and laugh at funny characters- all in one night!